Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Position Available

Needed: Temporary, Full-Time Gestalt Observer

After 40 years, the Gestalt Observer for Pobble Thoughts Inc. is taking a much deserved sabbatical. Qualified applicants will possess the following qualities:
  • flexibility
  • nonjudgmental attitude
  • lack of any sense of personal self
  • ability to maintain composure under duress and/or unusual situations
  • great sense of humor
  • a notable lack of need to run screaming
Position is expected to last 4-6 weeks. Please forward resumes, with cover letter and chocolate requirements, to HR Manager, c/o Pobble Thoughts.

Those are Pobble Thoughts. That and a buck fifty will get you coffee.


Dreamer said...

Does that also cover chocolate liquor...just wondering. : )

2 Dollar Productions said...

Ha. Had to laugh at the position opening up, but regardless, great list of qualities as that should be the screening test for friends too. Hope the traveling is treating you well Pobble - the previous post made me tired just reading it. :)