Loaded Question

"Do you remember the spreader bar story?"

Huh. Let's break that down for a moment.

First, that implies the person being asked the question knows there is a spreader bar. Second, that person knows there is a story to go along with said spreader bar. And third, that person actually knows the spreader bar story.

Regardless of what the story is, where there is a spreader bar, or even why there is a spreader bar, that's a good friend. When the answer is a nearly-doubled-over-with-laughter oh my god, yes, and then the two of you go on to talk about the latest thing that somehow manages to actually and for real tie into the spreader bar story, well, that's a damn good friend.

That's Dr. B.

Those are Pobble Thoughts. That and a buck fifty will get you coffee.